Failed New Year's Resolutions

Rate your failures

As I sit here, an hour before noon, drinking a winor without the orange juice, Im glad I didn't make any silly resolutions this New Years. In fact, I didn't make any this year.

I was with one of my friends, however, on New Years Day and his no smoking resolution failed in only hours.

Why do so many make resolutions destined for failure?

How about your resolutions? Rate your resolutions.