Written on December 20, 2011 at 2:29 pm by admin

Why YT might run for Congress as a Republican

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Republicans need to give up their AARP cards in favor of medical cannabis cards.

Just because you have an AARP card doesn't mean you're cool

Time to inject change into the party of old farts

While I’m hoping for an incumbent revolution in Congress in ’12, it seems possible that Republicans could increase their control of Congress. However, I don’t believe the elephants have much of a chance knocking the donkeys out of the White House. While Ron Paul is somewhat interesting, Republicans in general just aren’t very hip.

Thus, YT is going to run for Congress as a Republican. It’s time to turn the party upside down.

Obviously, there are a lot of old people in America, and I guess that’s why Republicans resonate. Geritol, hip replacements, and AARP cards form a pretty tight bond of nostalgia.

Thus, YT is taking his medical cannabis club card on the campaign trail. Time to show the old farts that the day doesn’t it end at 5:00 PM, it just gets started at 4:20.